To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.
by blake dremmel August 07, 2007
The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
I'm so juked that I got a parking ticket.
I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!
The show is allready sold out? Juked!
I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!
The show is allready sold out? Juked!
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
A person who usually will not spend money on himself or others.
This is usually the guy within the group of your friends that always manages to forget his wallet when he goes with you to get fast food. He does not tell you he forgot his wallet until after you've ordered and are pulling up to pay at the drive thru window. Also, this is the very same person that has never ever paid for your fast food meal in return and never ever plans to pay you back in any way shape or form.
This is usually the guy within the group of your friends that always manages to forget his wallet when he goes with you to get fast food. He does not tell you he forgot his wallet until after you've ordered and are pulling up to pay at the drive thru window. Also, this is the very same person that has never ever paid for your fast food meal in return and never ever plans to pay you back in any way shape or form.
Chris is such a total tight ass! He throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers. He owes me at least three Jack In The Box combo meals.
Don't ever take Chris with you to eat. Its just another free meal to that tight ass!
Don't ever take Chris with you to eat. Its just another free meal to that tight ass!
by blake dremmel April 02, 2009
This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007