Blahb's definitions

Nightwish

A really shitty "pwoer mteal" band from Finland that little cocky teenaged pricks discover from the shitty forum known as habboforum.

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by Blahb April 22, 2005

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

phat beats

Slang for pop music. Used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster.

Guy: I be listening to phat beats yo.

by Blahb April 15, 2005

Interstate 87

A 319 mile long freeway in New York. It runs from Champlain (candadian border)down to the big city (NYC). It has an intersection with Interstate 90 in Guilderland, and has 7 spur routes (787,287,387 etc;).

In other words, a long ass highway.

So when you're dead and gone......

by Blahb March 10, 2005

Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.

Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"

by Blahb March 8, 2005

unique

A shitty word that adults say all the time to comfort stupid kids.

Adult: Remember, you are unique.
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Kid: Shut up, shithead. Everyone else is "unique".

by Blahb February 7, 2005

gay

1.Homosexual.

2.A word used by teenagers to describe how stupid something is.


3. A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to degrade guys who like other guys. These kids are usually confused about their own sexuality. They usually watch lesbian porn and say "OMG DATZ HOTZ OMG OMGOMGOMGHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT". But suddenly find two boys together disgusting.

1. That kid likes a boy.

2. OMG THAT'S SO GAY/.

3. Talking about lesbian porn: OMG DAT'S HOT boys together: OMG DAT'S DISGUSTING IMMA GUN DEM DOWN

by Blahb March 9, 2005