Blackstump's definitions

Meetha

1. A bath fairy, a harpy like creature.
2. An overweight, middle-aged mother, antithesis of a M.I.L.F; a jabba
3. A female incubus; the bane of all bengali children.
4. Sag's mum

Sags: Damn, she was so good last night.
Me: What was her name?
Sags: I didn't catch it, Meetha? Man i was gone...
Me: Dude...you know thats your mum???!
Sags: *Sobbing* Don't lookatmeh, I'm sooo disggruuuceful.

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

darm

1.An expression of elation; to be pleased with oneself; a sense of orgiastic achievement;
2.To be sexually aroused
3.A slang word for an attractive female, similar to chick or babe

Definition 1:
Guy: I got 89% in my History Essay!
Dude: Darm! Good stuff!
Definition 2:
*Girl giving you head*
Dude: Darm! Keep blowing!
Definition 3:
*Hot chick walks by*
Dude: Darm! Thats a fine ass!

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

Who am I

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I

Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003