herbal investment

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.

I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.

by black flag June 19, 2004

rat boy

UK slang.

A young teenage criminal. Lives in the airconditioning ducts of highrise blocks and shits on the carpets of the people he burgles

My TV's gone and there's shit on my carpet, I've had a rat boy in here.

by black flag June 02, 2004

fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

by black flag June 25, 2004

osmium

1) A heavy metal with several industrial applications.

2) Something, normally musical, that can be described as very heavy.

I saw motorhead last night and Lemmy's base sound was just osmium.

by black flag June 01, 2004

Iceland

A chain of UK based supermarkets specialising in frozen food

mum's been to Iceland, it's frozen peas again for tea.

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

by black flag May 31, 2004

fives

1) An obscure ball game played against a wall. It is vaguely similar to squash, but the players hit a small cork ball with a padded glove.

2) A bunch of fives. London slang for a fist.

He agve me a bunch of fives cos I beat the guy on the fives court.

by black flag May 31, 2004