Black Flag's definitions

Cowboy

UK slang

A tradesperson, normally a builder, plumber, roofer etc who performs shoddy work at an inflated price.

I paid some cowboy to fix the leak, he charged me 300 quid and I've still got 6 inches of water in my kitchen.

by black flag June 2, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

homes

Places where the rich pack send their parents when they retire.

Choosing homes for grandma

by black flag May 31, 2004

Rangers

Scottish football team followed by bigots.

I'm a tru brit I follow rangers and hate everything I don't understand.

by black flag June 2, 2004

scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Edmonton

An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.

My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.

by black flag June 2, 2004

mutu

A form of shamanism, heralds from africa where mutu men are often employed by soccar clubs in the way European and American sporting teams often employ chaplins.

(Most African teams employ chaplins as well as mutu men)

Ghana lost their last game. They put the defeat down to bad mutu.

by black flag June 2, 2004