Black Flag's definitions

tree

A large plant, that gives ruit, shelter firewood and provides homes for many wild creatures.

The thing that Mcdadeism and Community At Heart are bitterly opposed to and want to tear down and replace with concrete

Under the Community at Heart masterplan over 200 trees are destined to be destroyed.

by black flag June 28, 2004

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004

golden rivet

A semi mythical method of inducting new recruits into the British Navy

Come below and I'll show you the golden rivet.

by black flag June 2, 2004

sunday league

A distinct British form of football (soccar) played by unfit, hungover builders (and every other trade / profession you can think of) on wet sunday afternoons in local parks. Games are normally brutal affairs with multiple red cards, horrific injury and lifetime bans common occurances.

Your a sunday league referee? Your either brave, foolish or both.

by black flag June 5, 2004

M25

The London Orbital Motorway, 10 lanes wide (in places), about 100 miles in circumference and with traffic moving at about 15 mph. Also used as the term to define the limits of the area covered by Greater London

The M25 always tops poles for the worst road in the UK.

by black flag June 25, 2004

First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

by black flag June 3, 2004

Portishead

An influential but egocentric bunch of musicians from Bristol in the UK.
Renowed for their offensive, prima donna attitudes to the staff of all venues unlucky enough to put them on. In fact their split was partly down to the fact no promotor or venue would touch them in the end.

"After last night, there is NO WAY Portishead are ever coming back to play here again"
(the management of Bristols New Trinity Arts Centre after a typical portishead gig)

by Black Flag February 15, 2004