five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.
I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.
by Black Flag February 11, 2004
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The Granery

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.
It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.
by black flag June 11, 2004
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USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.
3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?
by black flag June 03, 2004
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ogre

1) Mythological humanoid creature. Orginated from the old English kingdom of Cornwall. Orginally said to be the size of a large man and fed off human flesh, but now taken to be some kind of small giant

2) A vindictive individual, an unreasonable person.
My boss is such an ogre, he made me ork late three times last week and refuses to pay overtime.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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Bristol City

English football team supported by wurzels

see also Bristol Rovers
Bristol City play at Ashton Gate stadium
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rugby league

A faster, more exciting and more acessable code of rugby. Very popular in the North of England and Australia.
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incest

The way the British royal family keeps itself German.
It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.
by black flag July 14, 2004
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