15 definitions by Black angel
A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.
Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black angel May 15, 2004
A large gathering of assholes, typically at public schools. Part of the reason for most school shootings.
by Black angel November 3, 2003
Roughly translates to "The Devil's Son". Draculya is the name Vlad Tepes (Tepes stands for "The Impaler", a name Vlad truly deserved) gave himself when he became ruler of Romania. He was horrifically cruel to his people, and committed atrocities that rival Adolf Hitler's.
Soon after becoming king of Romania, Vlad Tepes held a massive banquet for the homeless people of his kingdom. While these starving, half-dead people ate, Vlad had all exits from the banquet hall sealed and then ordered it to be burned to ashes. This brutal act killed over 10,000 people, but that was only the beginning.
As expected, the evil Vlad wound up facing war with a rival kingdom. Not wanted to be defeated, he prepared a little surprise for the raiders from the other kingdom. As the raiders marched up to Vlad's castle, they discovered something horrifying. Vlad Tepes had had over 20,000 of his own people killed and set up in a grim "Forest of the Impaled". Not surprisingly, the opposing army retreated out of sheer terror of Vlad. This brutal act is partly how he became hated even more than his own father.
When he wasn't torturing people, Vlad liked to relax by eating a snack... while watching people tortured right in front of him. He would be known for stopping the torture so he could dip some food in the person's blood for a little flavoring.
Eventually, Bram Stoker read about what Vlad did and decided to write a story in a similar vein. Want to know the name of his story?
"Dracula"
Soon after becoming king of Romania, Vlad Tepes held a massive banquet for the homeless people of his kingdom. While these starving, half-dead people ate, Vlad had all exits from the banquet hall sealed and then ordered it to be burned to ashes. This brutal act killed over 10,000 people, but that was only the beginning.
As expected, the evil Vlad wound up facing war with a rival kingdom. Not wanted to be defeated, he prepared a little surprise for the raiders from the other kingdom. As the raiders marched up to Vlad's castle, they discovered something horrifying. Vlad Tepes had had over 20,000 of his own people killed and set up in a grim "Forest of the Impaled". Not surprisingly, the opposing army retreated out of sheer terror of Vlad. This brutal act is partly how he became hated even more than his own father.
When he wasn't torturing people, Vlad liked to relax by eating a snack... while watching people tortured right in front of him. He would be known for stopping the torture so he could dip some food in the person's blood for a little flavoring.
Eventually, Bram Stoker read about what Vlad did and decided to write a story in a similar vein. Want to know the name of his story?
"Dracula"
by Black angel June 16, 2004
To be retarded; slow-witted
by Black angel September 23, 2003
Law & Order is considered by many to be one of the greatest TV shows ever created. It has had at least 300 episodes, yet they are all interesting and original in their own special way. Not like the shitty new episodes of The Simpsons
On Law & Order last night, there was a serial killer who committed necrophilia with his victims. Now that's entertainment.
by Black angel December 4, 2003
by Black angel November 14, 2003
Easily the best comic strip ever made, however, Calvin and Hobbes is a close second. Written by Gary Larson, it is unfortunate that many people don't pay attention to The Far Side because some (Or most) of the jokes are difficult to grasp and require a semi-insane mind to laugh at.
One of the most controversial Far Side comics had alligators gathered around an old-fashioned washtub with a caption that read "Bobbing for poodles". Little did most people know that Larson had another caption in mind: "Bobbing for babies".
by Black angel June 8, 2004