beat wife

Police Terminology: A female beat partner. The woman you spend most of your time with at work on "the beat." Much like an office wife. A beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. Additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.

It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.

A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
My beat wife and I went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. It was a good night.

I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
by Bitchin Kitchen March 12, 2007
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Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!
Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!
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28's

Huge wheels used to show everyone that you are wealthy. Often used by younger black males with little money, but want to try to look cool any way. White people should not consider purchasing these wheels. Personally, I have never seen any wheel larger than 28 inches in diameter.
Yo, Homie, that biatch be rollin 28s! Lets kill him and steal them wheels! Aight!!!
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5 0

5.0 liter Mustang. (302 CI)
My 5-0 could beat yo 1.8 liter Honduhz' azz!
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Sweet

Buzz word of 1999, rarely used in this decade.
Dude! Thats so SWEET that the millenium is next year!
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