Definitions by Binary Jay

Tits'n'Ass 

First born in Scarborough, Ontario. A form of a traditional clinking of beer bottles as one would say "Cheers". First the involved parties clink together the tops of their beer bottles and announce "Tits!", following closely is the clinking of the bottom of the bottles together announced "and Ass!".

"Jay and Alex got drunk doing Tits'n'Ass cheers all afternoon long."

Tits'n'Ass by Binary Jay June 10, 2006

I'll Punch You In The Face! 

Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.

Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".

I'll Punch You In The Face! by Binary Jay July 19, 2005

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start 

This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!

"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start by Binary Jay November 25, 2004

Annoying Coworker 

The person in every office who thinks that the most obscure, uninteresting personal details of their sad, sad, lives is of the utmost of importance to all those who work within walking distance of their office. Often interested in Macintosh, Kiss collectibles, and Perms.

"Oh man, Peter really wouldn't shut up this morning about those fractals...."

Annoying Coworker by Binary Jay August 13, 2004

Nugget

A person who has consumed enough drugs to become incapacitated or otherwise extremely stupid. Especially true if one has consumed large quantities of ketamine, or K.

"Alex is such a nugget."

Nugget by Binary Jay August 11, 2004