Rumpire

An undead creature who feeds on the posteriors of unsuspecting prey.

Jackson: Hey, can I eat your ass?

Chris: No way you lousy rotten Rumpire!

by Billy Hornet March 12, 2009

Corpromancer

A wizard who practices Poop Magic.

Chris: Bibbity Bobbity Poo!

Jackson: You nasty corpromancer, thou hast cast a level 10 turd spell on me.

by Billy Hornet April 01, 2009

Butt Wolf

An older gentleman at the bar with physical characteristics similar to Treat Williams who attempts to engage straight men in butt sex through buying them alcoholic beverages.

Chris: Why is that fake ass Treat Williams stand in buying you all these drinks?

Jackson: 'Cause he's a total Butt Wolf and he thinks if I get drunk he can sodomize me.

by Billy Hornet April 01, 2009

Painsexual

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.

by Billy Hornet April 20, 2009

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

by Billy Hornet December 07, 2008

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.

Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.

by Billy Hornet March 13, 2009