Definitions by Billy Hornet

Painsexual 

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.

Painsexual by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009

Butt Wolf 

An older gentleman at the bar with physical characteristics similar to Treat Williams who attempts to engage straight men in butt sex through buying them alcoholic beverages.

Chris: Why is that fake ass Treat Williams stand in buying you all these drinks?

Jackson: 'Cause he's a total Butt Wolf and he thinks if I get drunk he can sodomize me.

Butt Wolf by Billy Hornet March 31, 2009

Corpromancer 

A wizard who practices Poop Magic.

Chris: Bibbity Bobbity Poo!

Jackson: You nasty corpromancer, thou hast cast a level 10 turd spell on me.

Corpromancer by Billy Hornet March 31, 2009

Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.

Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.

Fuck Sherpa by Billy Hornet March 13, 2009

Rumpire

An undead creature who feeds on the posteriors of unsuspecting prey.

Jackson: Hey, can I eat your ass?

Chris: No way you lousy rotten Rumpire!

Rumpire by Billy Hornet March 11, 2009

Cock Docker 

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

Cock Docker by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

Dick Bending by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008