Definitions by Billy Boy

Cartoon Fuckup 

A completely unbelievable fuckup. Something previously only seen or possible in animated fiction.

The Trump Whitehouse is a Cartoon Fuckup.

Cartoon Fuckup by Billy boy August 1, 2017

Too-Tight

When you first fuck your new girlfriend and shes so tight it hurts the guy.

after prom was over.

Too-Tight by Billy Boy May 13, 2005

Too-Tight

When you first fuck your girlfriend and she so tight that it hurts the guy.

Like after the prom.

Too-Tight by Billy Boy May 13, 2005

Too-Tight

When you first fuck your girlfriend and she so tight she hurts the guy.

LIke after the prom.

Too-Tight by Billy Boy March 10, 2005

Arsenal 

Rather rubbish football team whose claim to fame is having a decent defence rather than a proper claim like winning 3 trophys in one season or 11 FA cups.

Manchester United are much better than Arsenal

Arsenal by Billy Boy February 10, 2005

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme by billy boy January 3, 2005