showerhead

when you urinate and the stream comes out like a spray instead of a straight stream, similar to a showerhead

I had a showerhead this morning

by Billiam Beaver July 17, 2017

University of Illinois at Chicago

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.

I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here

by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver June 07, 2018

dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

No More Snooze

When you hate your frustrating, annoying, or irritating alarm clock and destroy it

I just had No More Snooze time with my annoying alarm clock.

by Billiam Beaver June 15, 2017

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016

onamonapia

the short and informal form of writing onomatopoeia

BAM! That's an onamonapia.

by Billiam Beaver September 03, 2018