Bill the Cat's definitions

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

swedish exit

To run away from battle.

When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

Welsh rarebit

A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.

The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

bullshirt

A euphemism for bullshit which was a popular t-shirt slogan during the 1970s.

This is nothing but bullshirt.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

dutch cap

A condom used for birth control.

A dutch cap is a good way to prevent little dutchmen.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008