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Definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

When you go through your friends phone and change the settings to make it so when he says men it says women and when he says women it says men.
You: do you like men or women?
Friend: women, and minors
Other friend: what a classic swap!

Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.
Porn addict 1: what’s your favorite thing to masturbate too?
Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
Porn addict 3: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Porn addict 2: sometimes I like seeing the tounge go the other way ):

Riverside 

When her pussy is wet and you go diving in the riverside.
Wanna go to the riverside?
I thought we were going to the waterpark?
Oh yeah…

Crystal court 

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court
When you jump off a trampoline butt ass naked and shove your dick into someone’s ass.
Spring attack!

Cherry on top 

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.
All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?
Sex game, you choose a random bitch (there’s a new game mode too with gays instead!) and than you put your dick in the pussy (or ass if your into men, I don’t judge) and than insert your finger in the vagina (or dick hole) and than you thrust super hard with both your penis and finger.
Wanna play skyways?