Cherry on top

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.

All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Pikmin 4

Pikmin 4… it’s coming in 2 days… I will finally have it after ten fucking years.

I might murder someone if pikmin 4 doesn’t come out soon

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend July 19, 2023

Sleepover

When you ask your friend if they can spend the night at your house so you can have sex with them.

Wanna have a sleepover?
HELL YES said Brendan as he has dreamed of this for years.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Frog in her throat

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.

Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Jewlery store

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Mud

The thing Africans are covered in.

Robert: do you see those Africans covered in mud?
Wool heads: *jungle language*

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 04, 2023