143 definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Cherry on top

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.

All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Camping

1: when you go in the forest like a dumb fucking cunt and get eaten by bears and mosquitos
2: when you stay in a particular spot in a video game so you can get a buncha kills and shit

1: Jacob: do you wanna go camping
Kyle: fuck no
2: I hate these stupid campers in splatoon 3!!!!!! Said Brendan as he rolled around screaming in the patted room while hearing the voices in his to get over the accident… it’s been 3 weeks brendan…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 9, 2023

Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth

Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023

Road repair

When you ask a girl if you can smash and she says her pussy is under repairs just like pornhub when ever your hornier than someone with actual fucking horns, that’s what you call a road repair.

Jett: did you ask if you guys could smash?
Joey: her pussy is under road repair…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Bow tie

Something that strangles the absoulute shit out of me when I put it on.

Did you hear bill died last night?
Yeah, he was strangled by his feckin bow tie

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023