Frog in her throat

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.

Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Spring

When you jump off a trampoline butt ass naked and shove your dick into someone’s ass.

Spring attack!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Swap

When you go through your friends phone and change the settings to make it so when he says men it says women and when he says women it says men.

You: do you like men or women?
Friend: women, and minors
Other friend: what a classic swap!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Zodiac sign

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

White goop

The stuff that comes out of your penis or vagina. You can use to make milk and babies, and you can even use for protein if you ever get stranded on an island!

Come lick up my white goop, honey bottoms.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Suspended

Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.

I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023