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Definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Mushroom 

Something you eat so you can get high.
Wanna get high off of mushrooms?
Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.
I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

Frog in her throat 

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat

Zodiac sign 

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.
Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

White goop 

The stuff that comes out of your penis or vagina. You can use to make milk and babies, and you can even use for protein if you ever get stranded on an island!
Come lick up my white goop, honey bottoms.
Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.
I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan