Spring

When you jump off a trampoline butt ass naked and shove your dick into someone’s ass.

Spring attack!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Swap

When you go through your friends phone and change the settings to make it so when he says men it says women and when he says women it says men.

You: do you like men or women?
Friend: women, and minors
Other friend: what a classic swap!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Phobia

When your scared of women

Brendan had a phobia of women, or at least that’s what it seems like since he’s never talked to one…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 06, 2023

Playground

The place where you hide bodies and weapons and restraining orders.

Hide the bodies at the local playground!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 08, 2023