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Definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Mad scientist 

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.
You motherfuckin mad scientist!

Jewlery store 

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.
I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

Dickhole 

When a cockroach crawls in yo Dickhole.
A bug crawled in my Dickhole and gave birth, that’s how I died.

Candy van 

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!
Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

Band kid 

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.
Brendan is such an annoying band kid.
When your bitch is being a bitch cuz she won’t go make you a sandwhich so you call her a bitch.
Go get me some Popeyes bitch.

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.
That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!