Cherry on top

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.

All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Phobia

When your scared of women

Brendan had a phobia of women, or at least that’s what it seems like since he’s never talked to one…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 06, 2023

Sleepover

When you ask your friend if they can spend the night at your house so you can have sex with them.

Wanna have a sleepover?
HELL YES said Brendan as he has dreamed of this for years.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Playground

The place where you hide bodies and weapons and restraining orders.

Hide the bodies at the local playground!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 08, 2023

Pikmin 4

Pikmin 4… it’s coming in 2 days… I will finally have it after ten fucking years.

I might murder someone if pikmin 4 doesn’t come out soon

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend July 19, 2023