Definitions by Bill Gronos

tapping the aquarium 

Advising a terrible poker player how to play better. Also known as "Waking the fish"

Somebody be kind and start tapping the aquarium before he loses the rent money.

tapping the aquarium by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

heir mattress 

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

heir mattress by Bill gronos June 11, 2006

tuanys

A greeting or exclamation used in Costa Rica with no specific definition, but means something equivalent to "ain't it great!", "life is good", "it's all good", "hakuna matata". It is synonymous with the more common expression pura vida, but is much more hip, especially when spoken by a gringo.

When a tico says "Pura vida" to you, emphatically reply "Tuanys!"

tuanys by Bill gronos January 22, 2006

que buena estas 

A Spanish expression that when spoken to a woman literally means "how good you are", but is slang for "how sexy you are". One must be careful when using it, as it could be considered rude or impolite, implying "how fuckable you are".

"Que buena estas, chica!"

que buena estas by Bill gronos January 22, 2006

heir matress 

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

heir matress by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

McCartinize 

To become lame so gradually that no one notices that you now suck. Paul McCartney used as a verb. This definition was provided in the January 2006 "Stuff Magazine", Page 39.

Paris Hilton is starting to McCartinize.

McCartinize by Bill gronos January 5, 2006