ballerinas

(Poker term): Pair of deuces for hole cards, i.e. two 2's - tutus.

Ballerinas are best balled up on the floor.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 02, 2009

Creationasst

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.

I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.

by Bill gronos August 04, 2008

B-1RD

Slang for any generic airplane, the word bird also meaning an airplane.

It is pronounced like other aircraft designations are pronounced: bee-one-are-dee.

"What kind of airplane is that?"
"A B-1RD."
"What kind of airplane is the other one?"
"A B-1RD."
"How can two completely different planes have the same name???"
"To me they are all the same, they're all birds. Go ask a pilot; I fly a desk for the Air Force."

by Bill gronos July 02, 2009

pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

by Bill gronos July 02, 2006

wing king

An Air Force wing commander (US Air Force slang). It is not considered a disparaging term.

If we don't meet the deadline, the wing king is going to have my ass in his lunch bucket.

by Bill gronos July 02, 2009