Bill Abnovsky's definitions
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the 6 inch penismug. " It's craptacular! "
" He's craptacular "
" He's craptacular "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the craptacularmug. Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
Get the Al Pacinomug. The fourth installment of Rocky.
In this film, Apollo is killed by an incredibly strong Russian named Ivan Drago.
Rocky must avenge his friend so he goes to Russia, and on Christmas Day, gets hit a thousand times and knocked down 10+ times, still, somehow manages to beat the Russian in the 15th and final round.
At the end of the fight, the Soviet crowd cheers on Rocky...that part probably ruins any idea of realism in the story.
Nonetheless, Rocky IV is a cold war masterpiece, and for Rocky fans, the training montages and the final fight are the best in the series.
In this film, Apollo is killed by an incredibly strong Russian named Ivan Drago.
Rocky must avenge his friend so he goes to Russia, and on Christmas Day, gets hit a thousand times and knocked down 10+ times, still, somehow manages to beat the Russian in the 15th and final round.
At the end of the fight, the Soviet crowd cheers on Rocky...that part probably ruins any idea of realism in the story.
Nonetheless, Rocky IV is a cold war masterpiece, and for Rocky fans, the training montages and the final fight are the best in the series.
by Bill Abnovsky August 25, 2006
Get the Rocky IVmug. A double vaginal penetration of a woman.
Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
" One time my girlfriend took on both me and my brother "
" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "
" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "
" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the Double Vaginalmug. A poor sequel to the original film Speed.
Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.
Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.
Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.
Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.
" There's a Speed 2 now? "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the speed 2mug.