turn the dukes

shit on someones chest

he tried to turn the dukes on his girlfriend, but needed to take laxatives first

by Bill October 03, 2003

liquid fire

What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning

Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??

by Bill May 20, 2004

Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

by bill November 21, 2002

dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

by Bill August 02, 2005

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 04, 2003

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 18, 2004

felinapheliac

A person who derives pleasure from petting a cat.

My friend Steve just spooged himself while holding my cat.

by Bill September 06, 2004