Bill's definitions

f4ygr0t

An alternative to calling someone a faggot.

OMG!! I pwn3d that n00bl4r faygrot!!!111

by Bill September 18, 2003

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 7, 2004

n00bs

noob-boob

look at her noobs or noobers

by bill September 23, 2003

jib

To grind like in skateboarding on a snowboard usually on a rail or log. Jib is a category of grinds. There are others like crooked nose press, and boardslides and other shit.

Alex!, did you see me totaly jib that whole S-rail!!! It was so tight.

by bill February 7, 2003