Definitions by Bill 

Eye fuck 

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

Eye fuck by Bill March 20, 2006

prophylactics 

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

prophylactics by Bill February 12, 2006

the heater 

To shove, forcefully, a fully-engorged penis into someone's rectum. Without lube and without warning. Causing a sharp rise in pulse, blood pressure, and sweat.

Guy A: "Bro, did you ever tag that Emily bitch?"
Guy B: "Please. Dude, I fucking ran 'the heater' on her."

the heater by Bill February 12, 2006

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

patty cake by Bill January 21, 2006

Conservative Elite 

The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.

The conservative elite are just as bad as the liberal elite

Conservative Elite by Bill January 21, 2006

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

mom by Bill December 28, 2005

Malarkey 

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

Malarkey by Bill December 3, 2005