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Definitions by Bill 

Ex-Cub Factor 

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.
any team with three or more ex-cubs.
Ex-Cub Factor by Bill March 31, 2004
man that ssa is nice
ssa by Bill March 23, 2004

Ownage Biscuit 

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
Ownage Biscuit by Bill March 23, 2004
This definition is so saQ...
saQ by Bill March 20, 2004

sketchfest 

(v.)getting high with close friends(namely on a roadie)
(n.)1. the act of going out and smoking together
(n.)2. the collective group of regular smoking friends
Are we gonna have sketchfest tonight?

At sketchfest yesterday i got so ripped i almost freaked out and hurt somone.

Dude, we are sketchfest.
sketchfest by Bill March 19, 2004

douche monger 

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.
"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."
Samurai Jesus by Bill March 15, 2004