May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls
Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 06, 2024
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May 11

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 06, 2024
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May 10

National jizz on your gf tits day
It’s May 10, you know what that means.

Ohh yes, cum on my titties
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 06, 2024
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May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.
You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 06, 2024
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