Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Biggus Dickus 2013

May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

It’s May 10, you know what that means.

Ohh yes, cum on my titties