Self-deluded indignation

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Psychotransmitter

Someone who transmits craziness and insanity wherever they go.

Noun

A portmanteau of psycho and transmitter.

1. Unbelievable! We were all having a great time but then Kevin got here and within 10 minutes everybody was pissed off and screaming. 2. The guy’s a fucking psychotransmitter.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Profasia

Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.

Noun

1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Not from here

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv

1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011