Big nation's definitions

Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Crack Plaque

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

by Big Nation April 15, 2003

ass dolphin

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Leather face

Some dude who thinks he's cool on the racquetball court

Cool like leatherface

by Big Nation March 27, 2003