Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

by Big Nation April 03, 2003

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

skull bags

a chick wuith tits so big, it hurts your kneck when she rests them on your head

I was sitting there minding my own business at the titty baR, when all of a suddon some chick plopped her tits on my head so hard it hurt my kneck

by Big Nation March 29, 2003

Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 29, 2003