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Definitions by Big Thor

Scopieophobic 

The fear of shooting a gun with a scope and getting hit in the eye.
"The last time George shot a rifle, it kicked back and hit him in the eye. Now he's a total scopieophobic.
Scopieophobic by Big Thor February 5, 2015

auto-twat 

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.
Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.
auto-twat by Big Thor December 13, 2012

Dropping the ass ball 

when someone make a harsh accusation towards you that is completely based on hasty assumption
Peter: So what do you want to do today?

Louis: You think I'm an idiot don't you?

Peter: Where the hell did that come from??? Are you "Dropping the ass ball" on me?
Dropping the ass ball by Big Thor August 16, 2010

aeromatic woody 

A god-like erection that should not go ignored.
"I got an aeromatic woody when your mom walked into the room."
aeromatic woody by Big Thor December 18, 2009

Farvophobic 

A former long time fan of Brett Farve (typically a Packers fan) who has a fear of watching him play on the Vikings - and enjoy it.

Variations:
Farvophobia
"The only game on right now is the Vikings."

"No way! Turn that off. I'm not watching the damn Vikings!"

"Why are you Farvophobic?"
Farvophobic by Big Thor December 6, 2009
This is Brian. He's gay.

Brian: I'm a BFF.
BFF by Big Thor December 6, 2009

dual fellatio 

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."
dual fellatio by Big Thor September 6, 2009