lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 02, 2004

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 09, 2006

Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

by Big Steve September 03, 2003

Cla

Sounds created by using your throat and pronouncing "cla".

Yad kicked hiatus in the airsoft battle, and screamed his famous battle cry, "CLA CLA CLA!"

by Big Steve May 05, 2006

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 06, 2004