Definitions by Big Sky Heidi

prairie oysters 

Prairie oysters is a western name for bull testicles. Poor bulls!

It takes a real hero to drink Budweiser and eat prairie oysters.

prairie oysters by Big Sky Heidi February 25, 2020

technicolor yawn 

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

technicolor yawn by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

Shithook 

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

Shithook by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

risky dry humping 

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

risky dry humping by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

likes show tunes 

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.

Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.

likes show tunes by Big Sky Heidi September 15, 2010

little soldier saluted 

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

little soldier saluted by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010

staged décollété 

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

staged décollété by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2010