Big Sky Heidi's definitions

God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010

Shithook

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

risky dry humping

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

technicolor yawn

When a person pukes, he has a technicolor yawn.

After an evening on Bourbon Street, I did a technicolor yawn.

by Big Sky Heidi February 1, 2020

prairie oysters

Prairie oysters is a western name for bull testicles. Poor bulls!

It takes a real hero to drink Budweiser and eat prairie oysters.

by Big Sky Heidi February 25, 2020

likes show tunes

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.

Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.

by Big Sky Heidi September 15, 2010

FWMB

FWMB is short for 'friends with minor benefits.' Two individuals who are casual friends, and not dating or engaged to each other, but who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual activity, such as oral or mutual masturbation.

Jenny enjoyed a FWMB relationship with Peter, and his peter; but because they did not go 'all the way,' she felt that she was a good, pure Christian girl.

by Big Sky Heidi December 11, 2009