Definitions by Big Simes

runner 

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

runner by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fresher fishing 

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

fresher fishing by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Fuck Face 

The face made when one reaches orgasm.

Fuck Face by Big Simes January 22, 2003

booze cruise 

A peculiarly english phrase. Taking a ferry accross the English Channel to France to buy copious amounts of booze, mostly because there is less tax on continental europe.

Me and the fellas are taking a van over on a booze cruise, fancy some?

booze cruise by Big Simes January 22, 2003