Ass-Off

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.

Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.

by Big Saxy July 27, 2017

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Ass

v. To give off the essence of the booty.
v. To be an ass.

Brett: Listen, JJ. You're assing way too hard right now.
JJ: Why thank you, Brett.
Brett: I didn't mean the good way. You're being an ass right now. Fuck off.

by Big Saxy July 27, 2017

Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.

-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!

by Big Saxy October 21, 2014

The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 21, 2014

Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.

I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!

by Big Saxy October 28, 2014

Cymbal Tits

A name given to a person (usually a girl) who has a flat chest other than a small bump in the middle, but the entire breast is covered by the areola. Generally, a pair of breasts resembles a pair of cymbals laying flat against someone's chest.

-Waddup cymbal tits!
-That girl has got some mean cymbal tits going on.

by Big Saxy October 21, 2014