Big Pimping's definitions

blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.

The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

MFG

"Mexican Fat Gene"

The unexplainable weight gain when a mexican girl turns 23+ years old.

Damn did you see Maria? She used to be a buck twenty but ever since she hit 23 she ballooned to a solid three hundo. It must be her MFG activating. Que lastima!

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

vagi-melt

A term referring to a moist vagina; resembling an arbys roast beef sandwich, without any additional sauces added. see beef curtains

While I was sack deep in that cum dumpsterI realized that she had one sweet vagi-melt!

Her vagi-melt left a taste of stale beer, and croutons on my breath.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008