Definitions by Big Pappa 4487

morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.

Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.

morbidly flat chested by Big Pappa 4487 October 11, 2015

Assmotize 

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

Selfie Rape 

Using someone else's cell phone and intentionally taking hundreds of selfies so that you eat up all of the phone's spare memory and cause them much work deleting the pics.

Sorry, I can't download that cool app because my daughter selfie raped my phone and I have no available memory.

Selfie Rape by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015

mockendickery 

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.

Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

mockendickery by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015