Selfie Rape

Using someone else's cell phone and intentionally taking hundreds of selfies so that you eat up all of the phone's spare memory and cause them much work deleting the pics.

Sorry, I can't download that cool app because my daughter selfie raped my phone and I have no available memory.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 21, 2015

mockendickery

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.

Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 21, 2015

Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 01, 2015

morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.

Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.

by Big Pappa 4487 August 29, 2015