Shot Cock Violation

When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.

Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.

by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014

Proopeller

When a person takes a large fibrous shit creating a helicopter like blade like effect when flushed. After this "proopreller" reaches terminal velocity during the flush, it is then pulled from the middle causing the helicopter blade to fold in half and exit down the toilet. This phenomenon often causes a ringer and toilet clog.

Bryan was bursting at the seems when he entered his girlfriends house and met her parents for the first time. Since someone was in the guest bathroom, he snuck upstairs and went into the master bedroom bathroom. He shat a proopeller and upon flushing it left a shit ring and clogged the toilet to start overflowing with shit all over the floor. Bryan crawled out of the upstairs window and escaped to his car. He lost all contact with his former girlfriend and changed his number.

by Big Lud the Stud July 24, 2014

Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.

Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.

by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014