Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
Get the fart buffer mug.Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 07, 2017
Get the arse like a rabbit's nose mug.Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
Get the Satan's dumplings mug.Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017
Get the saddlebag with eyes mug.A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”
by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018
Get the Fake Summit mug.It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
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