Definitions by Big Jack's Bollocks
quivering like a shitting dog
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
quivering like a shitting dog by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
arse like a rabbit's nose
Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching
arse like a rabbit's nose by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
Boxer's lipstick
It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
Boxer's lipstick by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
saddlebag with eyes
Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
saddlebag with eyes by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017
Satan's dumplings
Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
Satan's dumplings by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
fart buffer
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
fart buffer by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
satan's dumplings
We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
satan's dumplings by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017