It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017
Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 11, 2017
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”
by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018