Big Erected James's definitions

ẞhlaftengraiytendegoliëpojiedoonanerleviticalerone Syndrome

Erection during the afternoon when you have erectile dysfunction

Doctor : I am diagnosing you with ẞhlaftengraiytendegoliëpojiedoonanerleviticalerone Syndrome

Someone probably : What the fuck is that

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Vönderlampt

A cat who is high on some fucking heavy crack cocaine

Cat :

Him :

Cat : Vönderlampt
Him : 😨😱

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Tablesome

Adjective describing an object/person with 4 legs/arms as fantastic or awesome

I love IKEA, their furniture is absolutely tablesome

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Unerection

Erection but not horny

Student: *has an unerection during class*

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Pulstercran

When you chicken looks like fish and smells like cranberries

I love the smell of pulstercran, it makes me *** immediately

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Minor

A child, often below 18

Person 1: I love minors
Person 2: Haha, so you mean miners?
Person 1: no.

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023