by Big Ed Moustapha October 22, 2008
Get the Balloon Bung mug.Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies
I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Loose Poopie mug.This expression is still another reference to having anal sex. It is subject to use by both genders as well as those in between.
After 30 minutes of missionary, I flipped her over and started pounding the popo. When finished, I had a lot of 'poopoo residue'.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 07, 2010
Get the Pounding the Popo mug.As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
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Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010
Get the Big Ed Moustapha mug.Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies
Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
Get the Making Poopies mug.A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010
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