comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

by Big Dave August 02, 2004

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

DBS

DBS means drity bum sex

I had DBS with my friend Carl

by Big Dave February 15, 2005

fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 05, 2004

Fo' Fo'

Fo' Fo' is slang for fourty four which is known to be a fourty four magnum which is a gun.

ill take my fo' fo' out an make sure all yo' kids dont grow

by Big Dave November 28, 2003