lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

bottler

London working class slang for a coward.

He shit himself , he's a right bottler !

by Big Dave December 15, 2004

bottler

London working class slang

He shit himself, he's a right bottler

by Big Dave December 14, 2004

arabian goggling

the real definition is slapping your balls on a guys arse and wiggling

i got bored so i arabian goggled my cat

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

untouchable

Not just an attractive, natural woman, but smart and educated, who intimidates us mere mortal men just by her majestic presence.

Her pouty lips and soft, dark auburn hair are just too untouchable. I'm just not good enough for her.

by Big Dave June 02, 2002

hairy muff

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough

1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.

by Big Dave November 10, 2004