12 definitions by Big Dave

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

bottler

London working class slang for a coward.

He shit himself , he's a right bottler !

by Big Dave December 15, 2004

bottler

London working class slang

He shit himself, he's a right bottler

by Big Dave December 14, 2004

comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

by Big Dave August 2, 2004

Fo' Fo'

Fo' Fo' is slang for fourty four which is known to be a fourty four magnum which is a gun.

ill take my fo' fo' out an make sure all yo' kids dont grow

by Big Dave November 28, 2003

fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 5, 2004