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London working class slang for a coward.
He shit himself , he's a right bottler !
by Big Dave December 15, 2004

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Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
by Big Dave January 24, 2003

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Not just an attractive, natural woman, but smart and educated, who intimidates us mere mortal men just by her majestic presence.
Her pouty lips and soft, dark auburn hair are just too untouchable. I'm just not good enough for her.
by Big Dave June 02, 2002

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Fo' Fo' is slang for fourty four which is known to be a fourty four magnum which is a gun.
ill take my fo' fo' out an make sure all yo' kids dont grow
by Big Dave November 28, 2003

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Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.
"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"
by Big Dave August 02, 2004

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To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present
'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'
by Big Dave November 10, 2004

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Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.
That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!
by Big Dave August 05, 2004

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