split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.
He came up on me so I split his wig!
by Big Daddy March 12, 2003
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jive turkey

I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.
by Big Daddy August 16, 2003
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womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
by Big Daddy December 23, 2004
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radiotrialversionworthy

SOmething so random and so amazingly great no words can define its greatness
The dog's radiotrialversionworthiness made it the highlight of the party
by Big Daddy December 16, 2004
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pusskus

I fucked her in the pusskus.
by Big Daddy March 01, 2004
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farheen

1.) being invisible
2.) a ghost

urban legend:

a woman who can turn to the side and disappear
1.) i'm not sure who broke into our house, it's like he was farheen

2.) "hey, did you hear about that new show, casper the friendly farheen?"

urban legend story
one day, a young girl, average weight, slept in her room at night. it has been said farheen turned to the side, and snuck into her room through the window cracks and killed the woman due to weight jealousy.

beware the farheen.
by BiG DaDDy March 29, 2005
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woodpussy

You'r in the woods. It stinks. You smell Wood. You smell Pussy. It must be "woodpussy"
"dude, what's that stink?"
"Smells like WOODPUSSY to me!"
by Big Daddy July 06, 2003
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