Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Big Ball-z

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

A utensil used to assist one in the process of eating pussy.

I gave Katie multiple orgasms last night, all thanks to my trusted spoontang.

Spoontang by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

When ya get a bird to give your cheesy dick a tit wank on a sweet summer's day!

I stepped away from the family BBQ to get a roastie-toastie from our Margaret.