Big Al's definitions

bbq

Often used to parody online acronyms, this originally stood for "better be quick," usually used in online games.

"i need to change loadouts"
"bbq, the game is about to start"

by Big Al July 16, 2004

auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 5, 2003

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

by big al July 8, 2004

human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 2, 2003