Big AL's definitions

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

by Big Al January 11, 2005

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

by big al July 8, 2004

magik

Being a drag queen, being able to rub your chest all day long while moaning

OMG, you so magik !!!11 one one LOL

by Big Al July 3, 2003

bbq

Often used to parody online acronyms, this originally stood for "better be quick," usually used in online games.

"i need to change loadouts"
"bbq, the game is about to start"

by Big Al July 16, 2004

auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

by Big Al February 24, 2004