32 definitions by Big J

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004

disgust, severe hatred, painfully anguishing.

by Big J March 29, 2005

Where my gay lover Harry loves to spend his time when I smooch on him because he is my hot hunny buns.

"I received my first STD at Hogwarts with Harry."

by Big J December 17, 2004

A "big j" is a slang that originated in the 70's to describe a large joint or "j".

Yo spark that big j.

by Big J March 10, 2004

a really fat line of cocaine that when taken feels like your head is gonna bust.

the drug dealer then dropped me a head bussa of his personal blow.

by Big J January 25, 2005

"I pumped that cock chute raw last night."

by Big J December 17, 2004

a Kritik that owns you

"Yeah, they ran global-local. It owned us."

by Big J November 6, 2003