Definitions by Biafra J

cigarettes 

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

cigarettes by Biafra J September 4, 2004

fatBoy Slim 

The greatest DJ of the 90s.

Right about now, funk so brother...

fatBoy Slim by Biafra J August 30, 2004

tony blair 

Officialy done more damage than marge thatcher.

Tony blair is a ponce at the very best.

tony blair by Biafra J August 29, 2004

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

tall poppies by Biafra J August 29, 2004

fox news

If you hate Fox as much as i do, check this movie out- Outfoxed. Its a documentary on what goes on behind the scenes. Extremely good.

Its shocking how easy it is to fool the american public.

fox news by Biafra J August 26, 2004

freud 

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

freud by Biafra J August 26, 2004

important 

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

important by Biafra J August 24, 2004