81 definitions by Biafra J

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.
"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"
by Biafra J August 29, 2004
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When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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international plumbers, but unable to do upstairs jobs
deeestroooy!!! (Tacky white beam)
by Biafra J September 5, 2004
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Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?
men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death
by Biafra J October 29, 2004
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A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.
Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.
"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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