Biafra J's definitions

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

by Biafra J September 4, 2004

malebranch

real nasty motherfuckers.

part of the whole hell thingie.

by Biafra J August 23, 2004

hell

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

MSN name

usually people will think that their name will somehow show the type of person they are, and it shos if people will want to talk to them.

Thats bollocks.

I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.

guy 1.Who the hells "Jaks at the disco, and wants to dance with you all night with oomph oomph music blaring through my drums"

Guy 2. thats jack.

Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.

Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.

Guy 1.True true.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.

Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

BN

Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.

Gos along with the Biscuit advert tune.
Bn Bn, doo do do doodoo...

by Biafra J July 26, 2004