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Prat

The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.
Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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tetris 99

probably one of the best tetris rave remixes ever.
Total hype up down here.

brilliant with dolby
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Blonde

Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral
Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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