Mark Speight

Used to present a children's art program on CBBC called SMart, along with a guy called Jay something and a woman called Kirsten something. I don't know if the program is still going or not, though.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
Mark Speight: Hello and welcome to SMart! Today blah blah blah...
by Bethany August 31, 2006
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asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.
"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"
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i'ma cutchu

what you say when someone is annoying the crap out of you... or they are mean... in white-people language it's "i'm going to cut you"
"ho... if you don't stop that, i'ma cutchu
by Bethany March 28, 2004
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Shlappa

a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere
check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa
by Bethany August 02, 2004
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townie

A townie is a scumbag!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara.

Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!
Origh m8?
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv
by Bethany March 14, 2005
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men

can't live with em, can't live without em
"Men suck, don't you think, {insert most wasted friend's name here}?"
"No"
by bethany March 19, 2005
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