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Bag The Fag

An activity that many homohaters do. They look for a gay person and then they put a bag over their head until they can't breathe. This suffocates them. It usually results in the death of the gay person. It's more common among gay guys than gay girls but it could be for both. That's why it's called "Bag The Fag". Because they put a bag over the fag (faggot).

Homohater "LET'S GO BAG THE FAG!!!"
Gay Man "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*He runs away*

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

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Soon

2 weeks or more.

Urban Dictionary "Your definition will be reviewed soon"

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God

A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.

Lunatic "I found God!"
Me "Take your meds! Go back to your assylm!"

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Baldylox

A perfect nickname for someone who is a cancer patient. PERFECT!

Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 01, 2025

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