constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

barberism

overpaying for a crappy haircut

$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.

by Bernard Bangwanger April 12, 2014

fifthmeal

When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 10, 2011

Girlfrenter

When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Specterrible

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004