barberism

overpaying for a crappy haircut

$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.

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Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004

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a reference book pertaining to the mental reasoning and physical functions of an adult female person

There's nothing in the womanual about why women go to the bathroom in groups

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When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

by Bernard Bangwanger December 21, 2010

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1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.

Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.

by Bernard Bangwanger September 24, 2011

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When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 09, 2011

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a female voice creating peak feelings of pleasure

Listening to Caroline Smith gave me an oralgasim.

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