fifthmeal

When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 10, 2011

Specterrible

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

barberism

overpaying for a crappy haircut

$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.

by Bernard Bangwanger April 12, 2014

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004

dogvertising

placing an ad on a dog

dogvertising has helped spread the use of the word procrasturbation

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010