gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.
gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...
by benormous September 19, 2005
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after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 04, 2006
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told

To verbally abuse someone so bad they have nothing left to say.
Stan: Dude, what are you doing?
Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!
by benormous April 30, 2006
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speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 22, 2005
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grow-op

Abbreviation for Grow Opperation.

A grow-op is an area used to grow several marijuana plants.
Apparently, Durham is a great place to grow pot. Get your hydroponics, it's time to start a grow-op!
by benormous April 28, 2006
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the 40-year-old virgin

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
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