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Definitions by Benjamin Gunsmith

Twaco- (Tah-wah-ko)- n.

A combination of a Twinkie and a taco, using the shell of the Twinkie with the cream replaced with a taco filling.
Bob was craving tacos, but he only had a Twinkie available to use as the shell, so he combined them both to make a Twaco.
Twaco by Benjamin Gunsmith November 11, 2021

Muffin-Man 

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man
Muffin-Man by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021

Assault Weapon 

Assault Weapon- (n) noun

Any semi-automatic firearm, due to modification or malfunction and not repaired, that fires more than once when the trigger is pulled and released once.

Revolvers and shotguns are not assault weapons. BB, pellet, and paintball guns are not firearms according to the ATF.
AR-15 is not an assault weapon. AR stands for the trade name brand Armalite Rifle.

AR-15 with a bumpstock would be an assault weapon.

M16A2 and M4 are assault weapons. They have the option for safe, semi, and burst. Burst option fires 2-3 times when the trigger is pulled once.

Machine Guns are not assault weapons. They are designed with a high fire rate when the trigger is pulled.

Bloody Monday 

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

Quick Rabbit 

noun;

A sex position that starts off doggie-style, then the man puts both heels on the partners back, reaches up and grabs the shoulders with both hands, and fucks. The partner may or may not still be in doggie position after mounting.

Similar to the Tanto's Saddel
Him: New position. Let's try the Quick Rabbit!
Quick Rabbit by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018